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Donald Trump on Jimmy Kimmel Don’t Be A Loser

I’ve been following the presidential race fairly closely and it looks like we may just get a president that doesn’t suck this time. Check out this poem from the Donald Trump interview on Jimmy Kimmel last night. This is funny as hell.

Winners aren’t losers. They’re winners like me.
A loser’s a loser. Which one will you be?
Winners do deals and winners get rich.
While sad little losers just sit there and bitch.
This lobster’s a loser. Throw him in the pot.
I like a lobster who doesn’t get caught.
Now, here are some frogs I do not like at all.
We must kick these frogs out and then build a wall.
Oh the places you’ll go, on your yacht and your plane.
With your suits from Milan and your wives from Ukraine.
Oh the buildings you’ll build, oh the wealth you’ll amass.
Oh the people around you all kissing your ass.
There are two kinds of people. Which one will you be?
A loser like them, or a winner like me?

Do I think he will be an effective president? Yes I do. We really need this. It is hard to believe I am living in a country that might choose a candidate like Hillary Clinton over someone like Trump. We have to get out there and prevent this. If not for any other reason, do it for the entertainment value.